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IF THEY CAN'T DANCE TO IT, FUCK 'EM

After a long delay, my first (and only) mixtape is available again, this time in MP3 format. Only a handful of tapes were originally distributed, to friends and fellow DJs involved in the mo-raves scene.

I created this mix using a Denon DCD-860 CD player with pitch control buttons, a Technics SL-1500 turntable with pitch adjust knobs (separate knobs for 33 and 45 rpm), and an old Radio Shack mixer. In my opinion, the most imporant aspect of DJ-ing is track selection. So this equipment, while inferior, was more than sufficient.

I'll be the first to admit that some of the tracks have aged better than others. Nevertheless, I am still quite fond of this mix. The only thing I would change would be the trainwreck at the beginning of the last track. But I never re-recorded side B because I love how the last song, with its extra long outro, fades out perfectly at the very end of the tape.

DETAILS

Title: If They Can't Dance To It, Fuck 'Em
Recorded: Summer 1997
Tracks: Side A) 10
Side B) 8
Length: Side A) 46:39
Side B) 46:32
Tempo: Side A) 116 bpm
Side B) 100 bpm
Format: Originally issued on 90-min high-bias cassette (sans artwork)
Currently available as 160 kbps MP3
Size: Side A) 55984065 bytes
Side B) 55855020 bytes
Download: Side A) dj_phase-if_they_cant_dance_to_it_fuck_em-side_A.mp3
Side B) dj_phase-if_they_cant_dance_to_it_fuck_em-side_B.mp3

TRACKLISTING

# Artist Track Label Start Length
SIDE A
01 Aphex Twin "Xtal" R&S 0 04:35:00
02 Tupilaq "Chapel Perilious (Floppy Sounds Nuclear Somersault. Edited by Friend)" Dot 04:35:00 04:23:00
03 The Orb "Blue Room (Frank De Wulf Remix)" Big Life/Mercury 08:58:00 06:32:00
04 Doctor Rockit Worm In My Food Clear 15:30:00 03:46:00
05 Deep Space Network Meets Higher Intelligence Agency "E-Z Wider" Source 19:16:00 08:11:00
06 Autechre "Keynell" Warp 27:27:00 05:34:00
07 Conrad Schnitzler "Ballet Statique" Paragon/Tempel 33:01:00 03:49:00
08 ??? ??? ??? 36:50:00 02:10:00
09 Polygon Window untitled Warp 39:00:00 06:00:00
10 Ultrasound Analogic "Dormir" Ba Da Bing! 45:00:00
SIDE B
01 Solitaire "In/Out" Fax +49-69/450464 0 11:02:00
02 Boards of Canada "Hi Scores" Skam 11:02:00 03:44:00
03 Tranquility Bass "Mya Yadana" Caroline 14:46:00 04:27:00
04 Orb "Ubiquity" Island 19:13:00 04:59:00
05 I.F. "Kisy Loa" Fax +49-69/450464 24:12:00 04:20:00
06 Aphex Twin untitled (#18) Warp 28:32:00 04:28:00
07 Aphex Twin untitled (#15) Warp 33:00:00 04:44:00
08 Gescom "Key Nell 4" Skam 37:44:00

NOTES

  • I no longer own all of the records on side A. If you can help me remember the missing artist and track title above, please contact me.

Last modified: 2010-07-05 (Monday) 14:01 CDT